Identifying Orientation for Dummies  

Posted by Karn


Step 1
get high

Step 2
put on youtube, and load videos of each of these 5 artists:
A) Justin bieber B) Eminem ft. rihanna ft. megan fox C) Jay sean D) Adele and E) John mayer

Step 3
begin watching them one by one
as soon as you have a boner or get wet,
pause

whose video are you on ?

If the answer is
A - you're a teenage girl / child molester
B - you're a regular heterosexual male aged 14 - 90
C - you're gay/ a regular heterosexual female in her 20's
D - you're a lesbian/ a thinking heterosexual male
E - you're a thinking heterosexual female/ sexually ambiguous

Bonus definition
Narcissist: if you ever get a boner looking in the mirror

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4 comments

haha! Nice

January 2, 2011 at 2:28 PM

Brilliant!!

January 2, 2011 at 9:37 PM

Pretty fucking hilarious funny-man

January 12, 2011 at 12:55 AM

haha, true story ;)

January 14, 2011 at 9:17 AM

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