Step 1
get high
Step 2
put on youtube, and load videos of each of these 5 artists:
A) Justin bieber B) Eminem ft. rihanna ft. megan fox C) Jay sean D) Adele and E) John mayer
Step 3
begin watching them one by one
as soon as you have a boner or get wet,
pause
whose video are you on ?
If the answer is
A - you're a teenage girl / child molester
B - you're a regular heterosexual male aged 14 - 90
C - you're gay/ a regular heterosexual female in her 20's
D - you're a lesbian/ a thinking heterosexual male
E - you're a thinking heterosexual female/ sexually ambiguous
Bonus definition
Narcissist: if you ever get a boner looking in the mirror
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